After taking part in Saturday’s events and now helping with this week’s events, please allow me a moment of rage:


I CAN’T STAND TO BE A PART OF AN EVENT THAT IS SO COMPLETELY DISORGANIZED. EITHER LET ME ORGANIZE IT FROM THE BEGINNING OR I DON’T WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT. I CAN’T FIX ALL YOUR MISTAKES!!


I AM AMAZED THAT I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS YOUR DRINKS NEED TO BE CHILLED – NOT SITTING IN THE TRUNK OF YOUR CAR ALL DAY!! AND YOU NEED A CORKSCREW IN ORDER TO OPEN THAT WARM WINE!! AND YOU NEED SERVING UTENSILS AND PLATES – YOU FORGOT PLATES!!!! AND TOOTHPICKS! PEOPLE DON’T WANT TO BE EATING THEIR FOOD WITH THEIR FINGERS!!


AND WHERE ARE THE TABLES? WHY IS NOTHING SET UP AND WHY WAS THE BUILDING NOT UNLOCKED SO WE COULD START SETTING UP?!?!?!? WHY DIDN'T ANYONE CONFIRM WITH THE SPEAKER THAT HE WOULD ACTUALLY SHOW UP? WHY DIDN'T ANYONE CONFIRM WITH THE VENDORS THAT THEY WOULD ACTUALLY BE THERE?

AND NOW TO REALIZE THAT I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS THAT 30 GALLONS OF MILK AND 30 CARTONS OF JUICE WILL NOT FIT IN A STANDARD SIZE FRIDGE!!!!!!!

REALLY!!!! WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS OF THESE THINGS??????????!!!!!!!!!!!! AND I’M NOT BROUGHT IN UNTIL THE LAST MINUTE WHEN IT’S TOO LATE TO REALIZE THESE THINGS. AND I’M SUPPOSED TO COME UP WITH A PLAN B WHEN I DIDN’T EVEN COME UP WITH STUPID PLAN A!!!!!!!!!!!!! CAN I REALLY EVEN CALL THAT A PLAN?!?


But now it’s time to pull it together again because somebody has to! Lord, help me!