My senses were working overtime the other day at Chick-fil-a. First I heard the cheesy David Meece-ish music playing on the restaurant sound system. Ick. I hadn't noticed it much in the dining area, but once I went in the bathroom to wash up, it was quite clear in there - unfortunately.

Then, to immediately add to the torture of my sense of hearing, my sense of smell was tortured by the soap in the bathroom. And my sense of touch was tortured by the soap coming out in the form of a SPRITZ!!! Yuck!

The combination of these things just made me feel nasty and personally offended. I posed for a picture of exactly how I felt. And now I post it for your entertainment and pleasure. Enjoy.